1 00:00:01,219 --> 00:00:06,120 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Well, I can see that everybody here has not 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,020 been working on their summer bodies. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,620 You go near Katie ever again. 4 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:12,540 I will floor you, bitch. 5 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:17,460 Tell Lisa what happened with James last night. He's over there having a 6 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:20,560 cigarette talking, and then all of a sudden the guy swings at him and then 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,360 James in a headlock. You're in trouble. What happened last night? What did you 8 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,400 say? Nothing, and I didn't even provoke her. 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,900 No, Pete. 10 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,320 I walk back into my bedroom, I open up the door, and guess what I see? 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,800 Brittany and Kristen on the bed. 12 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,740 Why did you say it? Because it happened! It didn't happen! 13 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,440 Oh my God, I think I'm crazy. 14 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,180 I must be crazy. Nobody's hearing this. 15 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:25,380 Look how beautiful everybody is. I know. I feel so proper. 16 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,760 So feminine. 17 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:27,919 Hi, everyone. 18 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,100 Hi. This is adorable. 19 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,479 Can we open it? 20 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,660 Yes. I'm so excited. 21 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,040 Pop the balloon. 22 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,320 Oh, my God. 23 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,440 I'm scared. 24 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:55,530 Some of you have been bugging me about it. So officially, I am now asking if y 25 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:56,910 'all would be my bridesmaids. Yay! 26 00:01:58,570 --> 00:01:59,570 Okay, good. 27 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:04,730 I have been waiting for this day since the minute I introduced Katie and Tom. 28 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:09,270 be a part of planning this wedding with her and to stand at the altar with her. 29 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,550 Like, it's everything. 30 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:13,710 I feel like I have the best. 31 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:18,720 group of girls. She and I have gotten so close for a couple years and then like 32 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,540 Rachel over the last year and I've gotten really close. Jen was my first 33 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:27,600 close friend in LA and this is my leopard sister over here and I know 34 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:33,260 you're like new to the group. I'm so happy to have you in my life and you 35 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,600 thanks for moving here from Kentucky. 36 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,140 One year. Happy anniversary. 37 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,599 Yeah, thanks. 38 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,860 I met you on May 6th in Vegas. 39 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,960 You're the first one I met out of everybody. 40 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:51,280 Yep. But speaking of Jack, you guys are good? Yeah, we're doing good. 41 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:55,480 Even though I am mad, and I did go off on him plenty of times, and I was kind, 42 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:00,040 was upset, and he finally started coming around and apologizing, and it's not 43 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,120 worth it for me to break up over something that he knows that he's wrong 44 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,760 Listen, he is so lucky to have you. 45 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,280 Why don't you just take his credit card number and buy whatever you want for 46 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,680 yourself and then say thank you. 47 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,640 I don't even look at Jax anymore like an ex -boyfriend. 48 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:22,320 I look at him as like an ape that has like a really cool girlfriend. 49 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:29,480 A year ago, we weren't even talking. We were, you know, and that was weird back 50 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,740 then. I'm really sorry. 51 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,800 I'm really sorry. 52 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:54,700 A year ago, Katie wouldn't even respond to a text. 53 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,000 And now, she's asking me to be a bragged main. 54 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,520 And let's be honest, like, I'm pretty much, like, maid of honor. 55 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:05,820 And because of that... This time around, I am not going to miss or take any 56 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:06,820 moment for granted. 57 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,360 Am I, like, overstepping a weird boundary right now? 58 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,940 If I, like, ask, just because I thought that Ariana would be here. Oh, I was 59 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:14,940 wondering about that, too. 60 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,899 Last year, like, when Ariana and I were getting close, yeah, I would have 61 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:22,260 thought so, too. I mean, we're just not now, and I know she doesn't even like 62 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,260 being a bridesmaid. 63 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,820 I already knew that I was not going to ask Ariana to be a bridesmaid. I mean, 64 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:32,520 her defending Lala's indefensible behavior recently didn't improve the 65 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,260 likelihood that I would ask her anyway. 66 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,400 I'm not going to say anything about the group because I'm not about groups. 67 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,180 I'm over it. Dude, I'm done. 68 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,960 Lala, I care about you. 69 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,200 I'm not trying to be an asshole, but this is how I feel. 70 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,420 It would have been more awkward because I think she would have felt like she had 71 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,400 to say yes. But I'm like, okay, well then I'm not going to worry about it. 72 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,100 This really is the best group of girls. 73 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,620 Dream team. 74 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,720 Ladies, thank you so much. 75 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,560 Thank you. Love you. 76 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,600 Love you so much. 77 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,790 Ariana's never going to want to be a part of that group of girlfriends, which 78 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:16,290 understand. I used to want to and then not want to be a part of it, and now I'm 79 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:17,290 so happy I am. 80 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:19,670 Hashtag Team Katie. 81 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:23,770 Is that our new team slogan? 82 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:32,370 Oh, hello. 83 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,620 Hi, troublemakers. 84 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,560 How are you since the headlock? 85 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,000 Headlock? You know, my head's doing okay. 86 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:46,020 Still on. Are you fired yet? I haven't spoken to Lisa about that. I have to 87 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,060 to her tonight if she comes in. 88 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:53,700 I was on break outside a pub and basically Edmund, who is Sheena's 89 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:57,240 photographer, he thought I was super rude and put me in a f***ing headlock. 90 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,760 Why are you nervous for me? 91 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:01,100 Well, I was worried because you've had so many strikes. 92 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,420 People keep wondering how many strikes I get, you know, until I actually get in 93 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:09,420 trouble. But in London, we don't have baseball, so I don't know how many 94 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:13,240 I get. But what I do know is I'm still working at a certain pump, so I can all 95 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,520 go and deal with it. 96 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,160 I'm not going anywhere. 97 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:21,200 Spoke with Katie, obviously, at World Dog Day. I mean, I feel like I owe her 98 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:25,420 apology for the mere fact that I've said some things that are just stuff. But at 99 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:27,900 the end of the day, like, I'm not trying to be this bitch's friend. She's not 100 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:28,940 trying to be my friend. No. 101 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:34,740 I used to be okay with Sheena. Our relationship has definitely taken a turn 102 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,479 gone south. 103 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,720 But Katie and myself are very, very far from friends. 104 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:43,460 The only way that I'm going to be able to handle working with them is to just 105 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:44,460 apologize to them. 106 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,540 Cool. Play something gangster. Maybe our song. 107 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,800 Love you lot. 108 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,059 What up, dude? 109 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,560 Hey. How's it going? 110 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,740 Not too bad, not too bad. What's going on with you? 111 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:02,620 Not much. 112 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,800 We're going by Schwartz's, right? Yes, he's cooking dinner. Yeah. And I hope 113 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,080 it's good. He's, like, infamous for dropping the ball when he goes to, like, 114 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,680 like, a snack run. He'll be like this. I got frustrated. I was in the grocery 115 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,920 store. I got all this food, but I don't have a pan, actually, to cook in. 116 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,880 So Edmund put James in a headlock? 117 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,280 Yeah. Awesome. 118 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,980 Oh, shit. We need, like, a pimple. 119 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,040 What do you think Lisa's going to do? 120 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:26,559 I don't know. 121 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,200 Lisa, for the love of God, will you please just get rid of this little 122 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,980 idiot? You don't even have to do anything to this kid. He's pretty much 123 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,560 -destructing. I've tried to tell him that. 124 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,440 You know what that button does over there? 125 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,280 Do we have some room for some desserts and blackberry cobblers? 126 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,680 Hi. 127 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,280 I will see you later. I've just got to deal with somebody over there. OK. All 128 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,280 right. 129 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,040 Hello. Hello. 130 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:04,640 I need to talk to you. OK. All right. 131 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:10,200 Unfortunately, there's another controversial situation, and it involves 132 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,480 Kennedy. I've conducted an investigation. I've asked all the staff. 133 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,920 witnesses. The only thing I'm not really totally aware of is actually what James 134 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,920 said to this man. 135 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,200 Oh, sorry about that. 136 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,790 Why are you laughing? I don't know, I don't know. It was nerves, nerves. 137 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,290 Yeah, you should have nerves. 138 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:35,010 Any kind of friction or altercation, it's upsetting my business. 139 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:39,390 It's upsetting. 100%. I'm obviously sorry for that happening at your 140 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:44,670 but in my defense, though, like, people see me winning right now, and they don't 141 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,970 like it anymore. They don't like to see me. You're not Calvin Harris right now. 142 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:50,930 But at the same time, I'm giving something more than what they're giving 143 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,930 now. 144 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,840 Let's face it, you know, I'm in a position where everybody wishes they 145 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,240 Something's got to give. You've got to be a little bit pissed about it, 146 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:02,420 especially when the newcomer comes in, becomes the main DJ and has the top 100 147 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:05,780 track on iTunes. I mean, if I was them, I would come after me. 148 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,640 So, come at me. 149 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:13,080 Do you think you're innocent? Well, just tell me the truth. Yes. My experience 150 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:19,320 with you, it supersedes any explanation you're going to give me because I just, 151 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,940 I don't trust you. 152 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:27,410 I do have a lot of sympathy for James, and I think I've been more than lenient 153 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:31,730 and very fair, but at some point, I am going to have to stick my Louboutin up 154 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:32,870 his little skinny ass. 155 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:36,890 It makes it very difficult for me to keep you employed. You know that, right? 156 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:41,770 Yes. I've given you as many chances more than anybody else. Oh, my God. 157 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:51,550 Luckily for you, it looked like the other guy was the perpetrator, and I'm 158 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,550 to hear that. 159 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,620 Thank God. 160 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:58,140 The favors have run out, James. If I catch you drinking, doing whatever 161 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,540 doing, if you do any of that, we're done. 162 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:07,320 I spoke to a plethora of people at Palm, and if one person had said James was at 163 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,780 fault, then he would have been out of there. But I just had to let it go, 164 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,340 because this time it wasn't James Kennedy's fault. 165 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,240 Now, will you go and do what you're supposed to be doing and spin some 166 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,320 Get your ass in. 167 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:25,430 Coming up. This is special and I want you guys to remember this. 168 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,870 Dude! What the hell is that? 169 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:35,630 How 170 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:46,090 did 171 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:47,290 that conversation go? 172 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,150 It went just fine. 173 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:53,440 I know you don't like him, but... It's not that I don't like him, I just don't 174 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,440 respect him. 175 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,040 Well, he's young as two feet. 176 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,820 We keep making excuses for him, and I mean, he's a 24 -year -old adult. 177 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,380 Let's cast our mind back seven years ago. But I was just trying to be nice, 178 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,100 I look pretty, and then she's like, what's wrong with your tooth? I'm like, 179 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:11,520 going to sleep with her husband. Oh, absolutely. 180 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:15,220 I have given him more chances than he probably deserves. 181 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,810 But I also see what's gone on in his life the last six months. Yeah. 182 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:24,230 You just can't keep using one traumatic experience as an excuse for all of your 183 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,670 behavior. You're right. 184 00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,490 How many more chances are we going to give him, darling? 185 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,770 Right now I need to get back to my table. I just wanted to check in on you. 186 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,370 That's the best news I've ever heard. Go on, off you go. 187 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:53,240 find a muddler do you see uh lisa and james coffee just not stay out of 188 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:59,720 he needs work we know that dj's here so i guess everything's cool 189 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:05,980 i mean isn't it always dj is everything cool uh 190 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:12,940 yeah we are good all right The fact that I didn't choose Ariana 191 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:17,260 as a bridesmaid, I feel good about, especially considering with her just, 192 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:20,560 high -fiving James in front of me. He was, like, the worst version of a person 193 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,960 that humanity has to offer. 194 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,780 How awesome is everything else? 195 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,160 We put the closet down on the venue. 196 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,600 Luckily, we want to keep it small. 197 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,280 And you save money that way, too. 198 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,540 He's in a wine room, so now he wants, like, ten. I'm like, does that mean 199 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,540 going to have to have ten? 200 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,120 No. It's probably a conversation that needs to be had. 201 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,480 But, like... 202 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,280 I know you're not crazy about bridesmaids and stuff. 203 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:47,740 And I know it's like, yeah, there's the one point that like, you know, 204 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:54,200 obviously, just like last year, we kind of had like a little bit of separation 205 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,880 and stuff, but I like that it's still good. 206 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:04,040 So if you're trying to tell me that I'm not a bridesmaid, it would be a lot 207 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,620 easier if you just said it. 208 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,620 I didn't want... put pressure on you i didn't want to put pressure on myself 209 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,760 having like the dynamic with everyone and like put everyone out of their 210 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,140 zone you know i'm involved in whatever way you want me to be involved it 211 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:21,080 require me to be wearing right yeah i'm gonna take this to my table thank you 212 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,140 What's up, dude? And we can't not not wear flip -flops. I know. How many times 213 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,540 we get all the way to the front door of some club and you get turned away 214 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,820 because you're wearing flip -flops. You guys, welcome. 215 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,380 I'm taking care of you guys tonight. 216 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,600 Jack and Tom, two of the first people I met here in L .A., and I want to do 217 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,440 something special for them. You know, I want to cook them a really nice dinner 218 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,380 as a reminder how much I appreciate their friendship, and I really do value 219 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,600 everything they've done for me. 220 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,300 Dude, those shrimps. Here you go, the freshest shrimp you'll ever have. Dude, 221 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,620 how good is that? Dude, they're delicious. 222 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,350 Can we focus on the wedding right now? Speaking of the wedding, I had probably 223 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:20,930 one of the top ten most awkward moments of my life. I had the pre -nup 224 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:24,910 conversation before we get married. I think we should probably get a pre -nup 225 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:26,370 just as a precautionary measure. 226 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,930 Just, no, no, listen. 227 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:30,970 It's not an expression of doubt. I mean, I hadn't, like, thought about it, but, 228 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,290 like, I was not against pre -nup. 229 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can get it for somebody who 230 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,440 million dollars, a celebrity that marries somebody who's not. No, I know 231 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:44,000 whose lives have been torn apart by divorces. It's a classic example of, 232 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,860 lawyers basically making the money. I just feel like prenups are a good idea. 233 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,960 My mom and dad got divorced when I was in fourth grade. My dad actually got 234 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,380 divorced. Another time his second one obviously went a lot smoother because he 235 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,440 knew how to handle it But especially I'm bringing you guys over here as a 236 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,740 reminder How much I appreciate everything you guys did for me when I 237 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:08,560 here. Oh my god. I'm actually getting emotional I think you know what I'm 238 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,319 say next. 239 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,320 What? 240 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,080 I would love it if you guys would be my groomsmen. 241 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:19,620 Yeah, I mean, yeah, dude, come on I mean come and be my groomsmen I don't want 242 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,860 to get teary. I don't want to get teary. 243 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,120 I can't help but feel 244 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:27,610 nostalgic about where we started off from with the Craigslist ad and, you 245 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:31,530 be like almost a big brother to sports, then see him sort of come into his own. 246 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:38,410 And I just know that on the day of his wedding, I'm going to be so proud to be 247 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:39,410 standing next to him. 248 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,190 You guys, it's coming in, baby. 249 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,670 My own girlfriend doesn't make me dinner. Look at that. That's mashed 250 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,210 jalapeno cream, some broccoli. 251 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:50,190 No, that's the least I can do. And I mean... For hazing you for years? Yeah, 252 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,120 dude, you guys have done a... and laugh for a minute. 253 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:56,260 It started with Jack as if it wasn't sad enough to be sleeping on an air 254 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,680 mattress. Jack should come home wasted. 255 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:02,700 He would pull the plug on my air mattress and I would wake up on the hard 256 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:09,820 And then I would be in my room and I'd hear like, Jack and Tom, they hate 257 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:14,460 this out of me. Whether it was out of love or spite, they hate me. 258 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,140 Hey, Ming. 259 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,680 Get out of here. Ew. 260 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,780 Oh, my God. 261 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:29,040 I just feel like I never got even. So I've been looking for a chance, an 262 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,060 opportunity to start to make things even, you know? 263 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,400 Smell that fucking mirror, man. You can smell the quality. 264 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,360 Yeah. Yeah, look at it. Yeah. 265 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,320 I went all out for this meal. I even made my own special spice. 266 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,900 I know you like it medium rare. 267 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,100 It's great, man. No. 268 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:49,420 That I marinated these in before I served them to the guys. 269 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,840 Look, I cleaned your plate. I'm going to cry. 270 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,500 Why? I mean, I appreciate it. Delicious. 271 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,260 There's no denying you guys tortured me. I feel like I never really repaid you 272 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,780 guys. Now's a good time to sort of start the repayment. 273 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,300 Uh -oh. 274 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,480 No panic. 275 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,520 No panic. 276 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,940 This is special, and I want you guys to remember this. 277 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,440 I want you to open them up. Oh, no. 278 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760 Hey, man. 279 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:16,859 Oh, no. 280 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,119 Dude. What? 281 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,119 What the hell is that, dude? 282 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:25,619 What is that, dude? What is that thing in the butt cheek in the middle? It's 283 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:26,619 your steak, motherfucker. 284 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,060 What? 285 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,580 Oh, my God. 286 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,500 Dude, what the? 287 00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:41,090 And I should just add this. Before I did this, I did run three miles and I 288 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,090 didn't shower afterwards. 289 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:51,070 I honestly feel a f***ing pube in my f***ing throat. 290 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:56,330 And this is like some Shakespearean like cutting up the guy's sons and cooking 291 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,430 it in a meat pie and feeding it to them. 292 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,170 God, I'm pissed I didn't think of that first. 293 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,530 I feel good! 294 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,270 Dude, are you... 295 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,440 Are you kidding me? I'm not going to lie to you. This is genius. 296 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,000 I got to admit, the food was good. 297 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,580 Ass steaks or no ass steaks, I liked it. 298 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,460 You ate steaks that were between my ass steaks. You know what today? 299 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,260 He was worse than I was. 300 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,640 You put your penis on his head in the morning. You put another one like this. 301 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,540 Dude, 302 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,520 I had to spread my cheeks so far apart. 303 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,240 I don't want to hear any more about it. 304 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,460 Coming up. If you were to say to me right now, Katie, I apologize for 305 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,700 you a whore, I'd be like, girl, we're good. Call us and see it. 306 00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:48,939 Hi, ladies. 307 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,440 This is such a cute store. Thank you. 308 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,340 How are you? Good. I've been getting married August 17th. 309 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,120 Okay, so we're still within like that six to eight weeks of getting an 310 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,280 invitation out. Yeah, let's look at our font book. 311 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:04,090 This is cool. I like that. 312 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,430 I do like that. 313 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:11,790 Do you ever do anything that's kind of more like a tea towel with a really cool 314 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:14,130 graphic with a name? It's actually really cute. 315 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:15,129 Really, yeah. 316 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:19,370 This ties right on top of the tea towel. See the texture of the wood grain? I 317 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:19,909 love that. 318 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:24,230 Sending a tea towel with our wedding invitation was my idea, and when I ran 319 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,710 by Schwartz, he really liked it. We definitely have an idea of what you 320 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,470 let me just kind of go and work some numbers. 321 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,760 I think his only concern is that it doesn't cost more than a penny. It isn't 322 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,360 going to happen. In other, like, planning news, he wanted to have an 323 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,720 housewarming party. 324 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,440 Fine. We've never really had, like, a home that we could have more than six 325 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,540 people in at a time. 326 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:48,260 I might have to give you preppy plates. Just bring alcohol. 327 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:53,320 Yeah. And, like, bring Carter and bring yourself. 328 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,600 Bring myself. 329 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,720 You're single and you live alone, but, okay. 330 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,040 It's really fun doing all these bridesmaid things, but it's really hard 331 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,480 Patrick and I are heading to our final breakup. 332 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,460 I don't even feel comfortable talking about it anymore because it happens all 333 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,240 the time. Every time we break up, it's a joke. Every time we get back together, 334 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:17,700 it's a joke. I feel like a joke. With everything all put together, we're 335 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,500 our custom -printed tea towel. 336 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:25,060 You'll have a 5x7 detail printed on the vellum, your RSVP card, and then we're 337 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:28,420 going to put it in a box. It's coming to about $18 .50 per invite. 338 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,080 Looking about $27 .75 if we're doing $150. 339 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,250 Is that, like, normal what people spend? 340 00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:36,630 It is. Like, I mean, you're doing something a bit more custom. As Schwartz 341 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,250 say, that's just how the cookie crumbles. 342 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:39,650 Okay. 343 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:40,770 Cool. 344 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,910 How exciting. 345 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,450 I'm going to need to rob a bank. 346 00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:54,190 All right. I'll have your drinks right out, and I'll put your orders in. In my 347 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,190 reach. 348 00:20:58,330 --> 00:20:59,330 Hi. 349 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:00,950 How's it going? 350 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,830 Good. It's been pretty steady. 351 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:08,670 Are you okay, darling? 352 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:09,990 Yes. How are you? 353 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,350 Yeah. How's everything going? 354 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:13,610 Pretty good. Pretty good. 355 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,670 Not drinking? 356 00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:16,770 Nothing? Nothing. 357 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:21,370 I thought you meant my cologne. 358 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:25,490 No, no, no. I'm not worried about your cologne. I'm worried about your alcohol 359 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:29,550 intake. I hope this is the behavior of the real James Kennedy and not the James 360 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,970 Kennedy that's trying to fool me. 361 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,850 As long as you're keeping out of trouble and keeping your nose clean. That's all 362 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:35,850 I want to hear. Okay. 363 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:37,270 Thank you. See you later. 364 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:45,710 Oh, hey, Sugar. 365 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:46,910 Hi. Whoa. 366 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,130 Hey, ladies. 367 00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:50,710 Does Sheena work tonight? 368 00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:52,050 Yeah, I think so. 369 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,970 I'm really feeling badly about this. 370 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,350 I just need five minutes. 371 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,250 Just leave everything, like, super matter of fact. 372 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:08,630 Gina and I used to be friends. I've been so genuine to everybody, and I 373 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,430 just can't wait. I know the feeling. Trust me. 374 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,970 Gina, come to mama, honey. 375 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:16,150 Oh, damn, Gina. 376 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:22,470 But now she has her head so far up Katie's ass, I'm just hoping that God is 377 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:25,130 me. All right, well, wish me luck, honey. 378 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:27,310 I am. I love you, girl. 379 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,719 Doing okay? 380 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,660 Oh, we're good. Good right now? Yeah. Okay. Let me know if we need anything. 381 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520 Hi. 382 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,180 Can I talk to you for five minutes? 383 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,480 Not five minutes because I have tables. Five seconds. 384 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:54,880 I'm just wondering where you and I hit a point where we were no longer okay. 385 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,880 We were a year ago. I don't like what you said about my best friend. I feel 386 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,500 she's the first person you should go to to apologize. I'm not going to her first 387 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,040 because she hasn't liked me from the beginning. She did like you in the 388 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,980 beginning. No, she didn't. I don't feel good about what's going on right now. 389 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:14,000 I'm apologizing because I feel badly that I've been basically a bully. 390 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,320 It's just so f***ed up the things you and James have said about her. 391 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,020 It's not okay. 392 00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:22,190 Of course I'm sorry for the things I've said about Katie. 393 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:26,670 But until you apologize to her and she accepts your apology, I'm not cool with 394 00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,810 people who trash my friend. I'm not at a point where I want to accept Lala's 395 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:35,930 apology and forgive her because until Katie gets on that level, I have learned 396 00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:38,710 my lesson. I'm being loyal. I am sticking by her. 397 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:42,910 Whatever Katie wants to do, I will do as well. I'm going to get back to work. 398 00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:44,050 All right. 399 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,060 Do we need some more cocktails? 400 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,920 Another round? Okay, excellent. 401 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:03,360 Girl, Lala, I was checking on that table outside if they needed more drinks, and 402 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,760 as I'm walking back in, she, like, stopped me to apologize. 403 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,540 At first, I said, I was like, you have talked so much. 404 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:16,780 It's not okay. And unwarranted. I haven't done anything. The last 405 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:17,960 had was at my engagement party. 406 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,400 That's literally what it was. Can we wrap it up? 407 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,520 What the f*** are you talking about? 408 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,700 Don't be rude right now. 409 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:31,200 The unfortunate part is I have mutual friends with some of your mutual 410 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,400 And I know way more than I want to know. And guess what? I have not gone 411 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,600 publicly. You want to talk about our relationship? Let's talk about you. 412 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,600 What I've been hearing from... 413 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:45,970 multiple unrelated sources that Lala has been dating, if we can even call it, a 414 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:50,490 married man. And he's been bankrolling her and got her a nice new car and an 415 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,990 apartment and all these, you know, fancy little presents. 416 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:59,210 And I prefer to make my money the old -fashioned way by putting in the time 417 00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:03,270 the effort as opposed to putting a... in my mouth, like Lala. 418 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:04,890 Anyways, I'm not going to... 419 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:21,490 Are you good to cover me for just a sec? You're good? Okay, I'll be right back. 420 00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:28,610 I don't like Katie, but what I have said about her is very, very 421 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,610 f***ed up. 422 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:34,870 So, just human being to human being, I owe this bitch an apology. 423 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,520 Do you care if I talk to you for one second? 424 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,120 I know you're upset. 425 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:53,480 Not only me, but things that I've obviously said to you and about you. 426 00:25:54,140 --> 00:26:01,040 I obviously have been throwing rocks at you. When I open up my phone and I see 427 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,980 some like talking about, oh, he's the only thing you regret in life. It's not 428 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,800 taking your top off more in front of Tom Schwartz. And, you know, Tom's got a 429 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,759 big dick and you want to. 430 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,200 Kim, and if you listen to me really quickly, I'm not coming out here to 431 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,580 with you. I wanted to sit out here and tell you that I apologize for pulling 432 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:22,580 f***ing blows that I've never ever meant. You're giving me a f***ing BS 433 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,080 It's not a f***ing BS apology. There's nothing really about you. Your f***ing 434 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,760 name isn't your f***ing name either. I've been called Lala since I was a 435 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,340 so you got a problem with that, take it up with my mama, girl. 436 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,040 You want to throw rocks at me, but then when I retaliate... 437 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,430 We're going to have a problem. 438 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,890 I didn't throw rocks at you. You've been throwing rocks. But, like, why? Because 439 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:47,790 I call you, like, a whore? Like, well, I mean, call it as you see it. 440 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:55,250 Whore is somebody who sucks many for money. 441 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,310 I am in a committed relationship. 442 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,790 He's the only that I'm sucking. 443 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,470 And I call it as I see it. Is that? 444 00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:04,330 I know you did. You told me to my face. 445 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:08,780 The fat comments. I just apologize for that. And it's a false apology. 446 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,580 It's not. If you were to say to me right now, Katie, I apologize for calling you 447 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:15,320 a whore, I'd be like, girl, we're good. We all say shit that we don't mean. 448 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:18,040 Well, I mean, I don't apologize for that. 449 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,840 I'm sitting out here with someone who, like, wants to sit here and pretend, 450 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:25,640 like... I'm also sitting out here with someone pretending that they haven't had 451 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,520 a married boyfriend. Why would... I don't have a married boyfriend. Who are 452 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,100 talking about? Who is this human being? 453 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,170 Lala. Don't play stupid. 454 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:40,270 Oh, my God. I'm in the fucking twilight zone. You got the Range Rover and all 455 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:43,230 that. If you want a Range Rover, you can get one, too. 456 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:47,610 $350 a month, honey. It's the least. Yeah, if you put, like, $10 ,000 down. I 457 00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:48,549 know how leases work. 458 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:50,150 I've never had a bill in my life. 459 00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:54,190 My parents still pay my phone bill. Of course I can afford a Range Rover. 460 00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:57,830 You want to know where my lubes are coming from? You can thank my mother. My 461 00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:58,689 Chanel bag? 462 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,690 My mother. 463 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:02,930 If it makes you feel better, you being in the... 464 00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:04,570 car or whatever it is, I don't know. 465 00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:09,070 Okay, you're going to throw the thing at me. Yeah, I'm going to throw shade 466 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:13,390 because I've apologized and you keep being an idiot. You're a dumb idiot. 467 00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:23,950 Coming up. I love him. I know he loved me. I know all of that. 468 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:35,020 That's just the rest of it. I already put a bunch of stuff in the fridge and 469 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,060 everything. I got a lot of stuff. 470 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,800 Aren't people supposed to bring stuff over? I feel like we're just constantly 471 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,020 throwing parties. I mean, I told people to bring... Gator parties, weddings, 472 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,400 homewarming parties. Shouldn't they bring us stuff sometime? 473 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,360 If this big wedding's coming up, it's going to be super expensive. 474 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,260 Everyone gets to eat and drink on our tab. 475 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,960 And now I'm throwing this little housewarming party. 476 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:56,060 Everyone gets to eat and drink on our tab. It sucks. 477 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,980 Do we have, like, little toothpicks? 478 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,140 Yep. Why do people have to pay for their own wedding? 479 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,670 I feel like weddings should be... crowdsourced or crowdfunded, right? 480 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,930 Did you put the order in for the invitation? 481 00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:07,350 Is that expensive? 482 00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:10,810 Uh... I really want this. 483 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,470 They better not be more than $5 a piece. 484 00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:15,990 They're like $18 a piece. 485 00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:17,290 What? No. 486 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,910 They're really nice. Dude, we can't. 487 00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:24,230 Don't say that's standard. It is. 488 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,329 You don't know? 489 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:27,510 Have you been married before? 490 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:28,830 Standard idiot. 491 00:29:30,649 --> 00:29:34,430 Idiocy. Maybe I'm living in a fantasy land, but I feel like I could throw a 492 00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:36,170 pretty decent wedding for $3 ,000. 493 00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:39,570 And that barely covers our invitations. 494 00:29:39,870 --> 00:29:41,130 How was it last night? Was it busy? 495 00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:44,950 Well, like, last night was good, except for when I was on my break just trying 496 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,110 to, like, have a moment. 497 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:50,150 Lala comes out and starts giving me some, like, apology. 498 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:51,750 Oh, well, that's good. 499 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:53,009 That's good. 500 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:54,370 I just feel like it was a bullshit apology. 501 00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:55,649 Like, just irritating. 502 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:59,210 Yeah. The whole thing. And then I, like, was looking for Sheena, and then I saw 503 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:02,610 her, like, talking with, like, Lala. I was like... It was the end of the night, 504 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:07,710 and I walked into the lounge bar, and I saw Sheena at the bar, and I saw Lala at 505 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:12,570 the bar. And not only was Sheena facing Lala, she was talking to her, and she 506 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:14,870 was laughing. Like, what the f*** are you thinking, Sheena? 507 00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:17,630 Banana chip in moderation. 508 00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:20,310 Hey, it's coming together. 509 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,840 You have a charcuterie platter at your party. You're an adult. 510 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040 Yeah. 511 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,880 And then we can tell people there's, like, beer and wine in the fridge. 512 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,960 Bubby, you want to do a little celebratory shot? All right, cheers. 513 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,500 Well, that's good. 514 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,820 Oh, this is nice, huh? 515 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,480 Let's have a f***ing party. 516 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,740 Hey, you haven't been here yet. Yeah. 517 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,980 Is anybody here? 518 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,000 Any minute. 519 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:58,760 That's why I'm making a drink. 520 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,840 So I can be a host and greet people and be, you know, socially lubricated at the 521 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840 same time. Yeah. 522 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,340 Hello. Oh, my God. Oh, 523 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,640 you brought a present. 524 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,040 Yeah. Thank you. Hi. 525 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:16,720 You look so cute. You got all dressed up. You look so terrarium. 526 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,100 You look so awesome. 527 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,530 Oh, my God. Shade. Welcome. Gotta give him the grand tour. 528 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,130 I know. What is this? 529 00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:24,349 A present. 530 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,350 That's also for you. 531 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:31,110 Things this year have been amazing so far. Shay and I are literally in the 532 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:32,470 place we've ever been in. 533 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:35,910 The place is nice. 534 00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:37,170 Mm -hmm. 535 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:38,790 You know, it's really nice. 536 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,540 I'm going to ask him to say how many bottles of water. 537 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:47,620 He hasn't drank since last December. We were just saying the other day, like, 538 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,900 we're happier today than the day we got married. So we were really happy that 539 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:52,899 day. 540 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:55,000 Hey. Yo, yo, yo. 541 00:31:55,300 --> 00:32:00,620 This is really good, but you definitely shouldn't eat it because it will all 542 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,160 suffer. Okay. Hey. 543 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,240 What's up, man? 544 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,160 Listen, we kind of have to get this bachelor party going. 545 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,840 I know. We're going to get transvestites. No. 546 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,560 Not a transvestite. No. 547 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800 Or a transgender. 548 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,200 No, no, no. No, no, no. 549 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:17,260 Jackson, no. No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. I need this. 550 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,520 Who gives a shit about the wedding? I'm excited to plan the party. The stripper. 551 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,080 Vegas. Women. 552 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:24,420 All the boys around. 553 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,800 This is going to be epic. 554 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,240 Maybe we'll get a guy dressed in drag. 555 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:32,980 Okay, it's the same thing. It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing, 556 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:33,980 John. 557 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,880 Hi. 558 00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:53,820 What's wrong? 559 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,460 No, I'm fine. 560 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:01,100 I don't know, maybe like you're the best person to talk about it because I don't 561 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,520 talk about it with anybody like, oh, how's Patrick? 562 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,720 I'm like, I feel like everybody knows not to ask me because it's either we're 563 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,360 together or we're not and it's always flipping and flopping and I'm 564 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 by that. 565 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:16,540 I'm sure that Katie and Kristen are sick of hearing me talk about me and 566 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,140 Patrick's relationship, but I need somebody to talk to. 567 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,400 Misery loves company, but it's really hard to find company when all your 568 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,400 are so f***ing happy. 569 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:29,430 It's just a f***ing s***. I feel like I'm going crazy. No, you're not. Every 570 00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:32,070 time I try to explain it to somebody, I'm like, I don't know. 571 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:35,470 I don't know what the problem is. I don't know. 572 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:40,030 I love him. I know he loves me. I know all of that. I know. 573 00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:47,410 Please don't cry. I just don't want to 574 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,630 cry right now. I feel so embarrassed. 575 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:50,910 Don't be embarrassed. 576 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,830 If you need to talk to somebody, talk to me. I promise. 577 00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:56,670 I will be there for you, and I'm not going to judge you. I'm not going to be 578 00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:59,510 annoyed that you called me once a week upset about something. 579 00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:03,250 Okay? Are you being honest? No, I swear to God. 580 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,710 Think you promised. 581 00:34:08,449 --> 00:34:10,449 Here, choke some of my vodka soda. 582 00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:19,610 Coming up. Dude, that ass is nowhere to be found. 583 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:21,489 She used to have an ass. 584 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,580 No, I don't know what happened. 585 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,120 Hello. 586 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,800 Hello, puppy. 587 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,840 James and I, we're homies. We share things with each other. You want a 588 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,239 Yeah. Nice to have people that have your back. 589 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,409 Cheers. Cheers. 590 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:56,690 So how'd your night go last night? 591 00:34:57,090 --> 00:35:00,530 Dude, with the Katie thing, she was just not having it. 592 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:03,610 I will say that girl is not nice. 593 00:35:03,910 --> 00:35:06,270 She's just not a kind person. She's a f***ing bitch. 594 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:09,930 She didn't really accept my apology either. Like, she just gave me the dull 595 00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:10,930 face, you know? 596 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:13,450 I just want to take a minute and say sorry. 597 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,630 I just think you're, like, a horrible person. 598 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:19,860 I don't give a s***. Just, like, get over it. I said I'm sorry, too. I said 599 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:23,680 sorry, too, so I can walk away with my hands clean. But the thing that bothers 600 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,360 me, she brought up that I'm dating a married dude, and I don't know where 601 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,840 coming from. That's a very harsh accusation there. 602 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,540 Lala hasn't told me anything about whoever she's dating, but I'm going to 603 00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:39,440 away from it because, let's be honest, I haven't got many friends in this group, 604 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,360 and Lala is definitely one of them, and I don't want to lose her as a friend. 605 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,840 They're all over having a housewarming party for Katie and Schwartz. 606 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,760 I'm not invited. 607 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,320 So what do you think is happening at this party? 608 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:55,020 What do you think is happening at this party? I think, okay, I think it's a 609 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:59,800 bunch of f***ing them being them, being basic as f***, sitting on a f***ing 610 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,600 couch, drinking wine, Jackson on his way to getting lit. 611 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,080 Woo! 612 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,840 I bet you Tom and Ariana are wishing they weren't there. 613 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:14,350 I feel like they may be having fun, but it's going to be talking shit. 614 00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:17,690 Don't let them make you feel excluded. 615 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:20,310 I can make one focal. We have a party right here right now before pump. 616 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:24,210 Should we just do it? I'll get too lit, and then I'll get fired from pump, and 617 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:25,089 this is not good. 618 00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:27,810 I'm not even trying to come close to fire. I want to get promoted again. 619 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,150 Yeah. You want to DJ from the rooftop. 620 00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:31,990 Then I'm going to DJ from the plane. 621 00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:35,350 Then I'm going to DJ. They're going to go insane. 622 00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:36,990 Oh, God. All right. 623 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,440 Lemons. Limes. Know your colors. 624 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,720 Know your fruits. 625 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:49,360 Katie. Not hard. 626 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,700 That ass is nowhere to be found. 627 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,540 She used to have an ass. 628 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,499 Who's that? 629 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,600 Who's that? She is. 630 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:05,460 I know. I don't know what happened. Why is she just kidding? 631 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:07,220 I'm not hitting on her. 632 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:10,479 It's gone. 633 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,480 It's nowhere to be found. 634 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,360 There's a little bit of this. 635 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,540 Do you guys want to see my rearranging of furniture in my bedroom? Yes. Yes. 636 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,520 You know I love a good interior design situation. 637 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:23,900 Show me, show me, show me. 638 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,080 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 639 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,600 It looks so good. 640 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 It's industrial chic. 641 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,060 But also, it's not just industrial chic. It's like industrial chic eclectic. 642 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,360 I just went like crazy in the bathroom. 643 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,820 But I have to tell you guys about last night. 644 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:57,740 We've all heard about Lala sleeping with a married man. 645 00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:00,580 But Katie had the balls to say it to her face. 646 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,640 And I'm so proud of that. 647 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,500 She acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. 648 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,360 She literally denied the whole thing. And then I told her, I'm like, you think 649 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,100 I'm stupid. Like, you're sitting here lying to my face. And it was information 650 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:16,060 that was offered to me. I don't have, like, a private detective following you 651 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:22,860 around. She is a... Lala is like a sociopathic skank. 652 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,640 There's no other way around it. You don't date a married man and then deny 653 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640 lie. 654 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,880 She's insane. 655 00:38:30,859 --> 00:38:34,420 Charade. I don't even like that word. And like, I like, I'm going to say it. 656 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:39,360 You weren't at work last night. No, you weren't. What happened? You missed the 657 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,820 apology tour 2016. 658 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,680 Who's apology tour? Guess. 659 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,240 We have a headliner this year. Okay, it's Lala. Yep. 660 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,780 Oh, oh, how's it going? 661 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,480 Katie said, if you're being dishonest about half of your life, how do I know 662 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,920 you're being honest in this apology? 663 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,400 Good one. Not to say you don't have a point. However. 664 00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,240 Being dishonest about one thing does not snowball into you're just a dishonest 665 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,560 person. But it kind of does. How can I be friends with someone I can't trust 666 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,260 because you are a dishonest person? Her life is none of y 'all's business. I 667 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:11,240 know. You work with her at Sir at a fucking restaurant. The point was, she 668 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,240 about a lot of things. 669 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:15,820 So to me, she just seems fake and seems like a liar. 670 00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:19,380 I am fully on board, 100 % team Katie. 671 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,720 Ariana, on the other hand, is a little more team Lala, forgetting she's friends 672 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:24,459 with Katie. 673 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:28,040 And if something doesn't happen, there's going to be a huge rift in this 674 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,140 friendship. But later after that, I'm like, okay, where's Tina? I go looking 675 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:35,840 her, and then I find her, and it's her and Tina at the bar, and I'm like, cool. 676 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:42,300 No way. I could not imagine being at a bar with Lala, even giving like a... 677 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,900 I couldn't even give her a hair flip in a bitchy way because I don't even want 678 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:49,060 to acknowledge her because of how awful she's been. I can't fake a smile and 679 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,840 fake a friendship. 680 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:56,260 I'm not good at that. It freaks me out. I think Tina kind of needs to just, 681 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,820 like, take a second to recognize that she needs to fall in line. Because if 682 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:03,780 you're claiming we're all your best friends, then you don't go and chum me 683 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:05,700 Lala. Homegirl better figure it out. 684 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:08,579 Hey, gossip girl. 685 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,100 Do you need a gossip girl? 686 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:11,380 You've been in here forever. 687 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,840 Yeah, I'll be out of your drink by now. I just got filled in. 688 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:17,720 Oh, yeah. I need to go. We had the same conversation. 689 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:19,580 Yeah. 690 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,660 Yeah, good. 691 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,000 Hey, gossip girl. 692 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,420 I need to go. 693 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:29,700 I'm going. 694 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,360 Yeah. Okay. 695 00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:34,880 I'm like, what was the part? I'm like, oh, I guess I'm holding court in my 696 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,740 bedroom. No, I was just, like, telling you about that. I'm like, what the? 697 00:40:38,929 --> 00:40:42,090 Dude, I mean, truthfully, though, like, last night, it did kind of, like, sit 698 00:40:42,090 --> 00:40:45,390 uneasy with me, though. Like, I was like, where's Sheena? Where's Sheena? 699 00:40:45,390 --> 00:40:49,370 walk up to the bar, and I'm like, I saw you talking to Lala and being friendly 700 00:40:49,370 --> 00:40:50,370 with her. 701 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:54,890 That's where I was standing first, and then she walked up, and then I came 702 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,910 and I'm like, well, what am I going to go stand somewhere by myself? I'm not 703 00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:01,290 accusing. I'm not, like, upset about that, but I'm just like, um... 704 00:41:02,279 --> 00:41:03,280 Okay, this is uncomfortable. 705 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,000 I'm not going to be like, are you going to be friends with her? But I'm just 706 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,480 saying, like, I was like, when I was like, I didn't really like that. And it 707 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,280 like completely taken out of context what you're thinking right now. 708 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,200 I'm just asking for, like, support. I don't need to be, like, corrected. 709 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:21,180 I'm not going to talk to her. I don't care to be friends with her. 710 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,760 It just looks like my friends are questioning my decisions and potentially 711 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,240 protecting or defending someone else. I didn't question anything. 712 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:30,880 I hate when people tell me I've said something I haven't said. 713 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,520 Everything you think happened actually didn't. 714 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:39,110 I feel like now that, like, she feels comfortable coming and talking to you 715 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:41,510 because you've let her know that's okay. Well, then I'll shut that down. I 716 00:41:41,510 --> 00:41:43,370 didn't go to talk to you. I'm not saying that's what you should do. I'm just 717 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:48,170 saying it was very unexpected. And I'm sorry for that. Keep saying that I said 718 00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:49,170 something I didn't say. 719 00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:54,050 I don't feel like I should have to explain to Sheena why her being friendly 720 00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:59,290 chatting with Lala is not cool. I mean, Sheena's a smart girl. I mean, she 721 00:41:59,290 --> 00:42:00,279 should get it. 722 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,260 I 100 % support you, and you should go back to your party. I know. 723 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,960 You know. 724 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,300 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 725 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,400 I think I want you to officially be a groomsman. 726 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,700 Oh, my God. 727 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:23,580 There is a catch. 728 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:28,260 And you don't fucking ever listen. It's like being in a relationship with a... 729 00:42:28,410 --> 00:42:31,830 When you go to the dark side, we bury a towel. 730 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:36,790 You have an issue, and that's not what, like, a real solid friendship is like. I 731 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:38,130 didn't know I was coming over to get a pass. 732 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:41,190 You can't go a day without getting your ass. Because I'm a rock star and you're 733 00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:44,250 a bartender. They need to take an order. More cosmopolitan. 734 00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,470 Puntini! You turned into a drunken asshole. 735 00:42:48,950 --> 00:42:50,050 I'm a controller. 736 00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:54,970 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.